Some people have asked me how I started my weight loss. My first few months in the blog archive explain it all.

Friday, January 8, 2010

seconds...oh pulheze...

Dear friends

It is a simple and unavoidable truth

If one does not desire to be the size of 2 or 3 people, one must only eat one persons food.

I have said it before, and I still believe it.

Tarnation! (One word a loss of daily Bugs Bunny has robbed me of, and one I desire to resurrect).

The difficulty lies in the application.

The only thing I can suggest is to sabotage the natural man. I was reminded of this when the pepper shaker fell onto a cake. I of course attempted to eat the area under the flakes, but was thwarted by the realization of the desperate measures "fat celinda" is willing to sink to in order to re appear in all her double chin, jelly belly glory.

We must realize that this is war...our inner fatties like their comforts and desire complete satisfaction. There is a skinny you is smarter and a lean mean fighting machine, we just have to help her out.

Bugs bunny always defeated elmer fudd with a wink and a smile. Channel your inner Bugs! He was skinny, he only ate carrots for heaven sake!

Say no to seconds today. You already know what it tasted like. Get up from the table when you empty your plate the first time! Clear and put things away ASAP. Leave no food on the counter for asthetic reasons, (unless it's lemons). A cookie jar is cute but get over yourself. The days of cute are over!!

Helllloooo Gorgeous!

8 comments:

MJJ said...

No cookie jar? Yikes your a tough woman.

mindyluwho said...

I cursed you today CJ. I cursed you and then I thanked you.

For lunch I had a toasted cheese sandwich (bread, cheese, toasted in oven)(I was using bread made from your delicious recipe). My son wanted one so I cut two pieces and was going to make him one and me another...then I thought of this post and that's when I cursed you. But I gave the extra slice to my son and left the kitchen.

That's when I thanked you!

Amy C. said...

When I first read your blog a few months ago, this concept was the one that immediately smacked me on the forehead! I'm not two people - why am I eating like I'm two people?? It was a total "lightbulb" moment and since then, I rarely have seconds. Thanks for the reminder though - the holidays have a way of making me forget anything I ever knew about healthy eating!

Carrot Jello said...

Too late.
I've had over 50 pieces of toast this morning.

Carrot Jello said...

Look at you, showing yer booty over there.

Camille said...

I'm so glad you are back!

Anonymous said...

Wow! All the calories you WON'T burn lying in bed!

I came across your blog via your sister and I am that fat slug (in the dryer). Your post has inspired me to diet in secret... starting tomorrow. I am too full to begin today. Seriously I will be heading back here to find out how you did it, and anyone with a good sense of humor may inspire me to stay on it to find ways to make fun of myself.

Feel better!

Yvonne said...

I should print this post and put it up in my kitchen as a reminder, but I'll try to let the words just echo in my head.

Thanks.